Avengers: Age of Ultron

Take 1: Avengers: Age of Ultron is a documentary about how the grandchild of Pac-Man mates with a Tetrus block to create Skynet. And there is a side story about how Siri absorbs a crystal to become a red-skinned, cape wearing Englishman.

Take 2: Avengers: Age of Ultron makes me wonder if my microwave oven judges me and my character for the way I heat vegetables.

Take 3: Avengers: Age of Ultron, the MCU TV show. In this episode: American technocracy vs. isolationism, featuring the voice of the jerk from Pretty in Pink.

–August 31, 2021

"These are the words I said to you," sayeth the Curator, Garrett Chaffin-Quiray