The Jungle Book

The Jungle Book is a well-written, semi-racist story collection centered on human archetypes. Then it was weird ’60s cartoon. Now it’s a lame CGI re-tread with Idris Elba as the villain. Should be hubba-hubba. Instead: dumbadumba.

–May 31, 2018

"These are the words I said to you," sayeth the Curator, Garrett Chaffin-Quiray