Tomb Raider

The AI from Ex-Machina seeks her Daddy, a cop from The Wire, because one of the baddies from Justified wants something hidden in a crypt. Say “no’ to Tomb Raider, a nothing burger of female athleticism and CGI noise.

–January 31, 2022

"These are the words I said to you," sayeth the Curator, Garrett Chaffin-Quiray