Beethoven

If Cujo enjoyed music, he would sing, “Duh, duh, duh, duhhhhh.” That’s a fifth of Beethoven, the least enjoyable of celebrated-composer biopics, although there is a really convincing Charles Grodin mask to keep up an illusion of fun.

–November 30, 2018

"These are the words I said to you," sayeth the Curator, Garrett Chaffin-Quiray