Devil’s Advocate

Pacino does his bug-eyed “Hoo-ah!” best in Devil’s Advocate while Keanu Reeves wears skinny jeans to avoid humping his sister. Why? Lawyers are the vanguard of Beelzebub’s plot to start Armageddon. It’s much more satisfying than you might imagine.

–July 31, 2019

"These are the words I said to you," sayeth the Curator, Garrett Chaffin-Quiray