Take 1: Noisy pirates accept Sylvester Stallone’s leadership while Groot grows, Rocket rages, Gamora glams, Drax destroys, Mantis matures, Nebula needles, and Yondu Yondus. And if that makes sense, “Taser face!”
Take 2: Handsome Kurt Russell sired Chris Pratt in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2., which plays like Interplanet Janet attending a gender-reversal party at Marvel HQ.
–January 31, 2021
