Murder on the Orient Express

Take 1: Everyone looks good in Kenneth Brannagh’s Murder on the Orient Express, but it’s a shame I can’t remember what it’s about. Lots of someones kill Johnny Depp, and I think he deserves it.

Take 2: Murder on the Orient Express is defiantly well-crafted, from every prop through every article of costuming draped over a dream cast, but it’s equally forgettable, save for a trick shot through an open train car parked on a bridge with a drop off to certain doom.

–March 31, 2022

"These are the words I said to you," sayeth the Curator, Garrett Chaffin-Quiray