Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker

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I sat up in my seat and hooted and refused deep thoughts on my way to thoroughly and embarrassingly enjoying The Rise of Skywalker. Side note: did you know that overriding C-3PO’s hard drive is easier than unlocking an iPhone?

–December 31, 2019

"These are the words I said to you," sayeth the Curator, Garrett Chaffin-Quiray