Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi

Take 1: I saw Last Jedi for free and I wanted a refund. Why? If deepest Force manipulation means tangible Facetime across the universe, why doesn’t Kylo Ren broadcast his message from wherever he gets his hair done and skip in-person galaxy conquest?

Take 2: Each time I see The Last Jedi I hate it less. Holdo ramming her cruiser through Snoke’s flagship, in silence, is really terrific. Less so is Benicio del Toro as DJ, a codebreaker, which reminds me of his turn as Fred Finster in The Usual Suspects, a much better movie.

–July 31, 2019

"These are the words I said to you," sayeth the Curator, Garrett Chaffin-Quiray