The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies finds some LOTR mojo in several lengthy battle scenes modeled on Spartacus and Zulu. Wait for the war pig and celebrate Bilbo’s homecoming.

–December 31, 2021

"These are the words I said to you," sayeth the Curator, Garrett Chaffin-Quiray