The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is the one where elves get too much screen time, dwarves go white water rafting, a widower runs afoul of a civic leader, and a lizard talks like he once played Hamlet, and he did.

–December 31, 2021

"These are the words I said to you," sayeth the Curator, Garrett Chaffin-Quiray