Take 1: Two gay crusaders, a marine, and a Freud cosplayer follow Hera’s kid sister, whacking baddies until Zuckerberg tries monetizing their boogers. The Old Guard: not your parents’ action movie.
Take 2: Seeing The Old Guard in a theater, rather than on my TV, means diminishing returns, although I remain a fan of women warriors violently dispatching bad guy cartoon cutouts.
–March 28, 2022
